Bar mitzvah moustache 

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

Bar mitzvah moustache by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

Bar Mitzvah 

A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"

Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!

Bar Mitzvah by Heather M October 12, 2005

Bar Mitzvah 

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

Bar Mitzvah by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

Bar Mitzvah Monkey 

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

Bar Mitzvah Monkey by Renholder October 18, 2011

Bar mitzvah 

Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".

Yo i just had the biggest bar mitzvah last night, I could barley see when i woke up this morning.

Bar mitzvah by Donttouchmydrumset March 25, 2010

bar mitzvah slut

1) A young girl of the age of twelve or thirteen two gives oral sex to young gentlemen in the stalls during a bar mitzvah party. Typically, these girls are JAP's who think they need to give head to prove themselves.

2) A old dirty girl who likes to pleasure herself with toys in the stalls of a bathroom during a bar mitzvah party, usually followed by exploding diarrhea. Typically, she can be notified by 6 tattoos on her face, and four on her lower thigh. They are too ugly to live and prey on young boys about the age of 6.

Ted: Oh my god, that girl squelched my cum.
Andrew: Ewww she's such a bar mitzvah slut!
Jacob: I gotta get me one of those

Bergs: I just heard a lady pleasure herself in the bathroom.
Speen: Did you see the exploding diarrhea? She was probably a bar mitzvah slut, those old bitches are crazy.

bar mitzvah slut by soccerman93 March 31, 2009

Bar Mitzvah 

1. A jew losing his virginity.

2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.

1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!

Bar Mitzvah by Ben Dover Derrick Zass July 12, 2011