Top Definition
bartender, barman, waiter, best friend at the start of the night,enemy when he cuts you off drinks at the end of the night.
bloke: gday bar keep 2 pints for me and
paddy malone.(start of the night)

barkeep: no worries mate all good, enjoy
(3hours later)

bloke: oi bar
keep ya cunt gis nuther drink yus fukn ass wipe fukn fuck fuckya......fucn hav ya u cunt fukn...
barkeep:sorry mate i think you had a bit too much drink pissed patron...
bloke:fuckn fuc fukya cunt....
by bud bundy2008 February 13, 2009

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