Discordian Baptism 

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.

"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."

reverse baptize by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016

BaptismOnFire 

A kid on youtube who often makes "Horror Film parodys" featuring characters like Freddy krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason voorhees (Friday 13th) etc....
He also writes songs (normally parodys) and random vide blogs, he isnt very well known on youtube, but he hasn't got many haters. He also stars in other youtube channels such as TheLowBudgetShow (a collab channel) and TheLonerBoys.

BaptismOnFire is a youtuber

BaptismOnFire by TheLon3rBoys March 19, 2010

baptizing the twins 

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

baptizing the twins by nippleboy September 1, 2009

BaptismOnFire 

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy

BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne

BaptismOnFire by 0123franky July 10, 2010

baby oil baptism 

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

baby oil baptism by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

Surrey baptism 

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

Surrey baptism by IcePic April 28, 2012