A ridiculous Norwegian "joke" that makes no sense. Apparently some people from a certain place in Norway pronounce the ice cream "båt-is" as "baot-is".
Person 1: Did you hear about the new meme on Artige?
Person 2: Yeah, the "baot-is"-joke is ridiculous.
Person 1: Agreed.
The baot-is is an norwegian ice cream which gained critical acclaim trough the norwegian meme-site artige.no. Baot-is has created alot of anger and frustration on omegle.com, where people not familiar with the term has discussed Baot-is and its origin. As for the taste of Baot-is, its Pure epic, and truly the nectar of the gods. We assume the Baot-is is made with divine intervention, cause no mortal would be able to make such an awesome flavour.
God: Jesus, did you eat the last Baot-is?"
Jesus: " eeeh..... no.!
God: "Srsly, thats it, GTFO, You are moving to your mother!"
Jesus: "But Josef is a major douche, I wanna live with you."
God: "I'm sorry son, I can't live with someone who eats my last Baot-is."
Baot-is is the most wonderful and beautiful thing in the world. A Norwegian ice cream. It's original name is Båt is, but after a violent spread of re-writing things in dialect on a Norwegian site called artige.no it became Baot-is. This is something Norwegian trolls will randomly write on Omegle, chatroulette or any other place where they have the opportunity to troll.
I can haz Baot-is?
The Norwegian's attempt to take over the world with the now so famous quote around every public chat room "Eg skal ha ein baot-is".
Which basically means "I want a baot-is". Baot-is is some sort of slang for "Båt is" Which is the original Norwegian word. Båt is is a type of icecream and is translated "Boat ice"
Eg skal ha ein baot is.
Ice cream in norway that looks like a boat and consists of vanilla ice and chocolate topping
Eg skal ha ein baot-is
" is a silly way of saying the norwegian
". "Baot-is" was discovered when a more or less unknown dialect
used it instead of the originial "båt-is". Båt/baot-is is an ice-cream
shaped as a boat
. In scandinavia
there is an unofficial battle of who has the best boat-shaped icecream.
"Hey, I'm gonna buy a baot-is!"
"Sweden has much better baot-is than Norway!"
Baot-is, or båt-is as it is actually called is an epic ice cream in Norway. It is shaped like a boat (båt is norwegian for boat, and baot is a dialect), filled with vanilla ice cream and strawberry and topped with chocolate. Pure epicness.....
Le me* walking in to le ice cream store
Ka skal du ha? (Norwegian dialect for what do you want)
Eg skal ha ein baot-is! (I want a baot-is)
Dude, me gusta baot-is
Norwegian type of ice cream-treat, shaped like a basket (supposed to be a boat), filled with vanilla-ice cream and strawberry-jam, covered with Chocolate.
The actual product is called "Båt-is". Spelling it in bad english is on purpose.
"Dude, I killed your family"
"You did what???"
"I killed your family"
"NO!!! But why?!?!?!?"
"They didn't have any more baot-is"