| 1. | Banter Clause | ||
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Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD! John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books! John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!' Russell: ':(' |
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| 2. | Banter Shorts | ||
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A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night. The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'. I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!
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| 3. | Banter Turd | ||
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A person that takes LAD banter to heart. LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now |
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| 4. | banter pie | ||
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A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter. "boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!" |
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| 5. | Anti-banter | ||
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Someone, a killjoy, generally not participating in banter that is happening at the time, like cling filming a person's car or pranking a load of people because they are too wuss, too tired or for any reason for that matter Stop being anti-banter and help us cling film the van.
I'm not tired, stupid anti-banter eyes. |
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| 6. | anti-banter | ||
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1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.
2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another. As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.
Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter. |
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| 7. | banter | ||
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Opposite of anti-banter. Sarah's wonderuflly pointless banter provided a much needed release after her professor's dry, unwaiveringly pracgmatic anti-banter.
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