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A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt
bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016
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It is an ever-growing clique filled with brave and open minded stans that firmly believe in the fact that one doesn't need to drag one artist down to lift the another. BTS met Taylor Swift at the 2018 BBMAs, and it has fueled the passion in the hearts of the Bangswift stans.
A: “The bangswift stans are truly braver than the US marines. They took shit from both the fandoms when they were against each other's throats.”

B: “I know right? They truly deserve the world!”
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Outer Banks 

Paradise on earth
It’s the kind of place where you either have 2 jobs or 2 houses
2 tribes, one city
John b and Topper are from the outer banks. John B has 2 jobs and Topper has 2 houses
Outer Banks by Obxfan May 18, 2020

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I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.
Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

lol banes 

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guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!
lol banes by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018

gordon banks 

Gordon Banks was an English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. His skill is epitomised in the 1970 world cup, where he saved an amazing shot from Pele. The save was so unexpected that Pele turned around and began to cheer, thinking it was a goal. Banks played in 1966, when England won the world cup, and probably had the safest hands in the history of the beautiful game.
"Wow, what a safe. You wearing Gordon Banks' gloves?"
"I must be!"

gordon banks by Danny B0y January 31, 2007