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cap banners 

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.
Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!
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Bingo Banners 

An excessive form of bingo wings. The skin must hang more than 8 inches from the arm and span from elbow to shoulder. The way you can tell if somebody has bingo banners is if that person looks like they're wearing a fleshy basejumping suit underneath their clothing.
Friend 1: Your mom has some serious bingo wings since she lost all that weight.

Friend 2: Yeah, they're bingo banners now.
Bingo Banners by BonanzaGuru June 14, 2014

wing banners

Fatigue of general area after firing off too many ping pong balls.
'I've got wing banners after last night's performance!'
wing banners by KingTutsWWH May 8, 2008

wing banners

Fatigue of general area after firing off too many ping pong balls.
'I've got wing banners after last night's performance!'
wing banners by KingTutsWWH May 8, 2008

Bantersauross 

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

bandersnap 

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.
Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.
bandersnap by Tennisbum February 3, 2010