person: not me
admin has banned person.
admin: ROFL!! GODMODE TIME AND NOCLIP!!
You must set your firewall to allow port 59 to use this server.
(Kizza) Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!!111
(Insert Server Bot here) You are banned from my server, Idiots do not use my server.
Kizza banned from server (Reason: For being an idiot)
True Story ;-)
Also, if the admin/mod doesn't like you you may get banned.
To get banned means you get excluded from the chat/forum/game.
Either temporary or permanently (temp-ban / permaban)
<user> Look, he returned.
<n00b> oLOlOloLOlOl my 5 minutez temmpbAn is overrr, laolfrl!
<user> You should re-think WHY you have been banned...
<admin> Please learn english and saying useless shit.
<n00b> WIwuhüPWOIHU!!!I hfev owqebfweklhwqekds qlw dwq
* admin sets mode +b n00b!*@*
<n00b> WUts TAHT? WATT!!!
* n00b has been kicked by admin (thats a permaban. enjoy it)
* n00b2 joined #chat
<admin> ah fuck this.
* admin sets mode: +b *!*@*
* n00b2 has been kicked by admin (ugh.)
<admin> @ every1 else: please don't leave this chan for a few hours, k?
* user leaved #chat (why not?)
mate: oi man you owe me money mate2: what the banned?
fag:oi man im the best! me: nah mate your fucking banned
"i heard your gay chris......thats banned dude"
For example if someone likes the idea of massaging their cats udders, that would be BANNED!
Person 1: "Hmmm I like Rupert Grint, his ginger hair is so sexy!"
Person 2: "Arg, thats wrong, ginger hair is banned!"
Person 1: "Hmmm doesn't my cat look sexy licking her buttons"
Person 2: "That's BANNED!"