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Bankaholics are known to make tons of money doing nothing but applying for countless credit cards and savings accounts.
Bankaholics
"The three people are Bankaholics. They signed up for 10 credit cards each last weekend and made $6000!?" "Wow, what a bunch of Bankaholics!" |
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| 2. | Bank Porn | ||
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1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business 2) Banks that bait and switch their customers. My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.
I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after. I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn. |
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| 3. | debit card | ||
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A debit/check is a card (made by Visa, Mastercard, and others. Made avaliable to you mostly by banks) That acts very similiar like a credit card, but instead of borrowing money from those greedy bastards, money is automatically deducted right from your checking account instead when you make a purchase. Acts like a cash card.
You need a checking account and cash in your checking account to use a debit/check card. Checking accounts also have a monthly fee. Visa and Mastercard debit cards can be used to purchase items online. They can also be used with ATM machines to get cash from your checking account. Debit cards are what teenagers and college students use to pay for World of Warcraft subscriptions.
I got cash from an ATM with my debit card |
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| 4. | chip and pin | ||
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A groundbreaking and revolutionary new way for gangsters, thieves and other assorted pikeys to steal money out of your bank account in a way that means they don’t have to practise your signature anymore. A “chip” is inserted in your bank card that contains all the details of your hard-earned savings account so that in the event of someone stealing your card, all of the information is right there for them.
Thieving Pikey #1 - Hey, I’ve found a chip and pin card lying in this man’s wallet
Thieving Pikey #2 - Sweet. Lets take it to my ten-year-old brother’s computer and hack all of the information out of it. Thieving Pikey #1 - Then we can hire that Paris Hilton movie everyone's been on about. Thieving Pikey #2 - Movie? With this baby we can hire Paris Hilton |
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| 5. | make bank | ||
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when you have the nut hand and someone bets into you! i knew i would "make bank" when i flopped quad aces, and the guy behind me went all in!
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| 6. | Bankaholic | ||
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Bankaholic (n) is an individual who is obsessed with signing up for bank and credit cards to cash in on the sign-up bonuses.
Bankaholics are known to make tons of money doing nothing but applying for countless credit cards and savings accounts. "Lequisha, did you that Tom signed up for 10 credit cards last weekend and made $1500!?"
"Wow, Tom is such a bankaholic!" |
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| 7. | titty bank | ||
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the storage location, consisting of two female breasts and a bra, which is often used to store cash, credit and identification cards, cellular telephones, condoms, and illegal drugs Let's see what you've got in that titty bank, bitch.
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