Local Thai: (confused, sweating, look at you with strange looks and knowing nothing, answers you) go straight. (yes, only two words)
The Poetic name for Bangkok is Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmpras<b>it.
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (
Guy 2 : Bangkok?
Guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the balls
Guy 1 : (laughing) Bangkok, get it, Bang Cock!
Guy 2 : Oh my sack!!!