|309.||chuck norris:the real definition|
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.more...
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi...
|310.||Slay some box|
Localized Bathurstian-Australian slang for sex, commonly used in a group of young men to inform them of ones intentions for upcoming sexual conquests.
" boyz im about off to Slay some box"
|311.||land one's airbus on her Hudson|
1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.
2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.
0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.
1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!
2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!
1) To tap or bang someone just like ballpeen hammer in a sexual sense.
2) To screw or have intercourse
See that girl over there? Id tap that like a Ballpeen Hammer
Plyometrics - The act of having sexual relations
That hot and heavy session of Plyometrics last night, damn near threw out my back!
The act of OR pertaining to sexual relations.
Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?
Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?
verb - A sexual position involving a small bed (i.e. a single) in which the female or effeminate partner during intercourse lies down on the bed, facing up as if sleeping normally and, to "keep balance" the male or masculine partner during intercourse lies down on top of the other person, but is instead perpendicular to the bed so their upper and lower body are hanging over the side of the bed. This leaves a sizable portion (estimated at "50 percent") of the body not on the bed, and thus is where the name comes from.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you were going to hit up that hottie you hooked up with the other day; did you get any last night?
Guy 2: I had my whole day planned out so I could mine her gold mine all day, but her bed was only big enough to 50 percent on and my MASSIVE biceps would put me off balance, so I couldn't do it.
Guy 1: Yeah, right, you're five pound weights really attest to your muscles, huh? There never was a hot chick in the first place.