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To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..
I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
by DocNasty - Krushradio April 13, 2006