| 1. | dick fuck | ||
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inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole. I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
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| 2. | Spider Dick | ||
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A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one. -He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.
-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well. -Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick! |
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| 3. | swamp dick | ||
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the sensation you feel on your penis when:
A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina. B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days. A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick! B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants. Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick! |
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| 4. | Mang-a-dict | ||
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to go fuck yourself!
(the "t" is silent) WOW! Why dont you go Mang-a-dict!
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| 5. | Dick Parsons | ||
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Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases. I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.
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| 6. | dick flick | ||
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Term for one night stand, by someone that had sex with a male. Example one
Girl one : Hey didnt you and mike do it last night? How come you guys act as if it didnt happen? Girl two : Girl, it was just a dick flick. Example two Friend : Hey didnt you hit it with Julio a couple nights ago? MMM how was it? Gay man : Ehh, nothing to get excited about. Just a dick flick. Example three Friend : WTF MAN. I heard you slept with a tranny hooker! Hungover STRAIGHT man : Dont mention it ever again dude! Its just a dick flick. |
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| 7. | tickley dick | ||
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Tickley dick is the tickley, yet unpleasant sensation you get in your penis after a long banging session, post-ejaculation. It usually makes you walk all caddywhompus, inhibits you from a second bang session, and can usually be cured after urinating.
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