SUPERIOR music ensemble in schools. PWNS orchestras, both schools and professionals. Will take over and dominate the concert music world. Everybody writes for this group. Nobody writes for orchestras because it is an obsolete fossil or relic going extinct.
The band PWNED the orchestra at the concert today. The band made the orchestra look like pussies. Only pussies play in orchestras. Bands ROCK.
by Bandos PWNS orchies March 25, 2008

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An awesome fun time!!
OH my GOd the band the krunk!
by Britt..duh September 21, 2003

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A band. It's either a college or a brass band they march sometimes too, or classical band, school band, rock band, rap band, they all play a important role in ya life so be thankful.
Man wat the world be like if they had no bands. OOOOO it would be stupid boring,shitty,and ppl would go crazy and probably kill themselves.
by Trumppppp July 12, 2009

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A place for the following:

-Having the time of your life.
-sucking on wood.
-Dying at band camp.
-Getting called fatt.
-Laughing at cheerleaders.
-Hoping cheerleaders fall.
-Laughing when they do fall.
-Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed.
-Dancing like a freak.
-Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case.
-Stealing the french horn players popcorn.
-Making your director a hair bow.
-Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Wearing funny hats.
-Getting out of school to play at McDonalds.
-Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers.
-Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds.
-Being fatt.
-robbing gas stations.
-Eating.
-Sweating.
-Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs.
-Sticking your tounge out when playing.
-Frolicing.
-Being cursed out.
-Talking illegal pictures.
-Playing in dirt.
-Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track.
-Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow.
-Getting rained on.
-Running away from the sax. players.
-Wearing bows.
-Talking about having letters on your teeth.

-Such much more.
Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?

Other guy- Yeah, they should gag.

Guy- Their in band.
by your mommmms mooommm May 16, 2010

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Consisting of two people who just rock out on their guitar.
Hey, check it out! Erik and Vu are a band!
by AznDisaster January 07, 2010

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The awesomest thing that can evar happen to a person. As Kabout Shish Kabob. What happens under the covers STAYS THERE. The creeper van beats the bus any day of the week. NEVAR FORGET the police lurkers! They'll get you every time, I guarantee it. Also, praying mantis style.

That is all.
Man, band is the awesomest class I've ever taken.
by Count Dale June 24, 2008

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To be barred from use of a forum by a moderator for cause. Synonym: banned.
I got band from the pokah! forum when I questioned the moderators parentage.
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