A place where teenaged twats get together to write about how hard their lives are because their parents won't let them go to the Fall Out Boy concert.
Whereas livejournal is more commonly used for the community scene and actual writing talent, greatestjournal's sole purpose is to spawn new rating communities where insecure girls get reaffirmation by other insecure girls or get shot down and commit e-suicide or take their issues over to the communities: shitlist or howmuchyousuck.
When they are not applying for rating communities, they are roleplaying celebrities and making them all gay.
The site is 98% female. All of the males on the site are either gay or not really guys but girls roleplaying pretending to be "real" guys.
I totally wrote this super-hot Jake Gyllenhaal/Conor Oberst sex fest on greatestjournal last night.
I wonder how many icons I can make of some random ugly guy from some shitty post-hardcore band for my greatestjournal userpics.
A genre of copycats.Has many subgenres which are created when one band comes up with some new goth fetish such as pierced cock metal or upsidedown cross rammed up your own butthole metal.Which then is immediately copied by all of the mindless idiots and morons which is how all new subgenres of metal are born.Sometimes they like to add the word "core" to the end in an attempt to make the new subgenre seem more edgy or hard."TheI got 666 tattooed on my cock subgenre of metal is really misunderstood man." Or "oh wow check out my mom fucked a goat and I took a shit on her chest metal,it's really the best existing example of animal porn core.
Today I shit in a dixie cup and invented a new subgenre of metal dude \m/
Average Scene Girl
-choppy layered mullet
-owns many things that are neon colored
-band and dinosaur T-shirts
-snakebites,monroe or septum piercing
-owns a sidekick,RAZR or SLVR
-mulitple pairs of skinny jeans
-Myspace account with more friends than Tom(if that's even possible)
-only assocates with other scene kids
-wears outrageous amount of eyeliner and eyeshadow
Scene Girl:i think im gonna wear a massive amount of eyeliner today,with a massive amount of glittery neon pink eyeshadow
Scene Boy:me too!
Scene Boy&Girl:we are soo scene and better than everyone!
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system of a down is a hardcore heavy meatal band that kicks ass in pretty much every way possible.They talk the truth and arn't idiot sellouts like 9 out of 10 bands out there. I think the only people who dont like the band are losers, wiggers, and preps(which also fall under the word loser).If people would stop and listen to a band they would realize what the band is trying to say. Some people like wiggers only dress up like a rapper and try and look cool. Dumb asses.
system of a down fan: you like sytem of a down?
wigger: dowg, dat band aint nothin, my tunes ova her goin crazy up in my joint. aint no screamin idiots.
sytem of a down fan:um...OK. do you understand their lyrics and the whole point of thier music?
wigger:maaaaan i nows what i supossed to knows. maaaan last time I hered dat shit my manizzle went fazzizle.
sytem of a down fan:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!
The Hitler of metal.more...
These guys seem to want to rule the metal world with an iron fist, dictating what all metal should be like, look like, and sound like. Not allowing any free thinking at all. No, everything HAS to sound the same. If it's black metal, it's false. If it's modern, it's false. This is exactly what their mindset is. They seem to forget that music is an ART form, and as such, the artists can do whatever the fuck they want with it. But no - instead they act all Hitler-ish and say that their metal is "true", and nothing else is.
Yet, these guys make an absolutely horrible impression of what "true metal" should be. Most of their songs just use the same riff and chord patterns, the same recycled lyrics, and the only talent present in the whole band is in the guitarist WHEN he does the solos. Eric Adams can't sing worth crap, and the drummer - please. "Drums of Doom??" What kind of idiot came up with that? Just because you can bang on your drums really hard doesn't make you talented. Get that through your head.
It's ok to sing about metal. It really is. I'd love songs like that. But these guys take it too far. They have to say that there's "true metal" and "false metal." They ha...
One of the most overrated bands of the 60s. Don't get me wrong, they're a very good band, but they're often given more credit than they're deserving of, mostly by their fucking idiotic fans/fanboys who don't have a clue what they're talking aboutmore...
First off, they weren't too terribly original, at least half of their riffs, chord progressions, and lyrics were lifted from old blues songs.
Second off, they made have been great at their instruments, but there are better, these idiotic fanboys make it seem like they're the best at their instruments. First off, Hendrix, Clapton and Gilmour are better guitarists than Page, and I could name at least 50 people who were better lyricists. Let's face it, Page wrote AVERAGE lyrics, it wasn't his thing..they're not bad, they're just not great, and a lot of space is filled by BABAYBABBAYBABYBABYBABYBABABY etc. Now, onto bass, John Entwistle was a much more talented bassist than JPJ, and Paul Mccartney, while he may not have been better is a more more creative and innovative bass player. Now onto drumming, while Bonham is a great drummer, I'd have to say Keith Moon is much better. And as for singing, I'd take Roger Daltrey's rock n roll voice to Plant's girly whining/wailing any day.
I don't really have a problem so much with Zeppelin, but I have a problem with their idiotic fans who claim they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're a GOOD band, and nothing more..they've got some good music, I'm not trying to argue that th...
1. An overrated, obnoxious band with a knack for ripping off early 90's techno-rock like The Stone Roses and The Happy Mondays. However, their singer Tom Meighan has a ridiculously limited vocal range and their guitarist Sergio Pizzorno writes terrible lyrics. Se "I'm the Queen and She's my Queen.........Bitch!" Loved by the Gallagher brothers of Oasis, Blowhard and Douchebag for kissing their asses and thus are taken seriously by NME. Spend a lot of time trash-talking people who are more talented and smarter than them. All their members are not quite as smart as boxes of hair. If you like them, fine, but listen to the Happy Mondays instead. Even though they had a dancer.
2. A member of the Manson family who drove the getaway car.
1. NME: RIGHT! We love Kasabian! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!
Sergio Pizzorno: Say the 'Bitch' part!
NME: Oh! Right! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!........ Bitch!
Oy vey, did Kasabian start talking again? Shit. What did they say this time. Well, we can make fun of that. It's not like it was witty like a fraction of some of the stuff Noel Gallagher says.
2. Tell Linda to start the engine.