Verb. To phill is to listen to the band Nickleback on ones Macbook.

A bitch that always tries to be cool, but ends up looking like a loser

A genre of music, popularized by Born Loser and the Hangers On, that incorporates metal, pop, rock, blues, and musical theatre, as well as energetic and dramatic stage performance.

A field of study offered by college universities that focuses on math and applied sciences. Students who decide to major in engineering are usually obese and socially awkward individuals (think Yu-gi-oh card players and band geeks) going into the major with the false hope that the big pay check later will make everything better. They sacrifice all good aspects of life (healthy eating habits, developing good social skills, having a open mind, and sex) in order to study arbitrary things such as multivariable calculus and thermodynamics. In their quest to become soulless number crunching zombies they begin to bash on other majors constantly complaining on how hard and important their major is and anything that's not engineering is irrelevant. In reality they are short changing themselves from developing important social networking skills (which is essential in the job market) and obtaining a well rounded education. When the time does come they will most likely screw up on the interview to get the big job (due to their social awkwardness) and end up teaching at a community college as a second rate professor.

A male ranging in age between 16-65. Characterized by their white trash behavior, dress, mannerisms, or interests (primarily musical). Generally the subject in question will be wearing a band shirt and tattered clothing, have band, tribal, flames, skulls or other bad tattoos, poorly kept hair and teeth. They can be found unwashed and roaming the mall and outlying areas along the bus route in packs of 2-5 "slaps", possibly with an accompanying female ,referred to as a "Giblet", also possibly with offspring known as "Kidneys".

Primarily these lost emotionally stunted individuals will posses a near fervent love of ICP, Nickelback, Slipknot or any "New Metal" types of music, they will attend these shows with an almost religious bent, looking to commune with others of their species, to fulfill a cultural sharing and acceptance that they otherwise be unable to find in the real world.

The most simple, efficient, and safe manor of determining whether or not an individual indeed be a Porkslap is to call out to them from the window of a moving vehicle in the style of the traditional Porkslap salutation (ie. "Yo, Porkslap!?" if they respond either by waving, grunting, eye contact, or any acknowledgement at all, then yes they are indeed a Porkslap.

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.

a kick ass band, i luv em, and i dont think im punk coz i listen 2 it, im not an avril, i didnt take up skating coz i thought it was punk, and i dont wear baggy jeans, i just like the fuking music, so just coz they think theyre punk dont mean i think i am