banonkers 

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.

Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!

banonkers by zaruski May 27, 2010

bascooner 

a term used to describe a bastard child

I have a cousin in Colorado who has fathered 4 bascooners.

bascooner by michaelpsahyes September 28, 2009

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

bazookers 

going crazy or wild

I'm going bazookers" (variation on beserk)

bazookers by Gryffindor Girl March 29, 2016

bacoonery 

When a black-man says something that worships a white women

“I love white women over this negro” response “what is this bacoonery”

bacoonery by DrUmarEncyclopedia July 25, 2023

Banooger 

When you take the top of a banana off and it looks like a booger

She looks like she got a banooger on her head. Ew is that a banooger.

Banooger by Amber Smiles November 22, 2019

banyonker

As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts

She's got a nice pair of banyonkers
You're really getting on my banyonkers

banyonker by Eric Wood January 13, 2004