by Battle Star Galactica May 17, 2007
the term banana hands is used for a female individual whos hands show the utmost resemblance to a bunch of bananas. when one spots someone with these traits the only word that comes to mind is BANANA! and one may yell it out without even realising it. banana hands are not uncommon from man hands.
that woman has very large hands. one might even call them banana hands
"goddamn! those is some big ass hands!...ima have ta cut them off"
"those hands look like they could eat small children"
"damn! whats wrong with you girl. yo hands so ugly i can't even look a em'"
"don't yall try to hold my hand. i can't deal with that shit"
"goddamn! those is some big ass hands!...ima have ta cut them off"
"those hands look like they could eat small children"
"damn! whats wrong with you girl. yo hands so ugly i can't even look a em'"
"don't yall try to hold my hand. i can't deal with that shit"
by Calder Shantz August 14, 2006
by Cooter_bojengals January 4, 2007
When you have oversized knuckles and your fingers look like bananas. A locally known hero in the town of Montclair, NJ posesses this strange phenomenon. Even females from other towns know about this rare physical attribute.
by Coco the Monkey December 30, 2005
by SparklePimp January 12, 2012
A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.
Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'
Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'
Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'
Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'
Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'
by DocFlox November 20, 2008
A character in the show Aqua Teen Hunger force that only appeared in the episode "Hand Banana". He would usually rape Carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.
Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.
Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.
Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Some Hand Banana quotes:
"Tonight, YOU."
"Yeah, I'm just a dog."
"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
"Tonight, YOU."
"Yeah, I'm just a dog."
"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
by stevekilledu August 22, 2009