Beat Ass Mullet Mom: is a woman in her early 30's to mid 40's who has a mullet hairstyle and looks as if she's been on meth for the last several years. They are often found in all areas of Wal-mart on any given weekend day with several dirty ill-behaved children in tow. Any of these children being female and over the age of 13 is most likely pregnant.
Jeff: I saw those daisy dukes from behind in the freezer section and went in for a closer look and... BAMM!
Rod: Whatayamean BAMM?
Jeff: Beat Ass Mullet Mom. Man was she rough looking.