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1. bamfloyant
adj.
strikingly bad ass

noun.
Any object that one would possess to automatically increase bad-assness.

i.e. Tribal/chinese lettering tattoos, "Earnhardt Sr. Style" 3's, brass knuckles, chaps, man purses, etc.
That Tapout shirt is so bamfloyant.
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