Skip to main content

lamesauce 

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
lamesauce by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005
lamesauce mug front
Get the lamesauce mug.
See more merch

Lamesauce 

A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.
homework is lamesauce
Lamesauce by Nathan A September 22, 2007
Related Words

Babesauce 

A petname to call people you adore or are friends with.
Hey, babesauce your looking cute today.
Babesauce by ferreall February 22, 2009

bumsauce 

The slightly moist feeling between one's buttocks, specially around the anus generally felt on a hot day, after a day of heavy bum burping or after exercise. Bumsauce is not mearly sweat but actual secretion from the bum and is normally quite smelly. Also called sebum.
Note: this is NOT the same as the squits.
My goodness Mavis, you've got quite a beefy arse this evening. Best you wipe off the bumsauce with your knickers before I go down on you.
bumsauce by Steven D November 20, 2006

Lamesauce 

An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.
"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."

"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"
Lamesauce by Wyrd Darcnyzz November 17, 2009

Babesauce 

Something you call a friend. Try not analize the word, you'll get grossed out.
Mariah gets so mad when I call her babesauce, even though she's my bestfriend. She thinks of it as a girl having her period on a baby.
Babesauce by Olivia Sylvester February 23, 2009
The act of bailing on ones friends or family in a time of need.
shlowmo: Wheres Ramsey we need him?
Brian: He went Bailsauce
Bailsauce by Shlowmo September 20, 2014