bamanboi 

Bamanboi is a magic kettle, crafted by the dankest wizards of Norway, it is forged of the finest meme ore gathered from the deepest norwegian meme mines. If you boil fresh memes in it it will unleash a screech so dank, that it will destroy all cringe within 1337 m.

Agmund: Damn, they have cringe!
Redvald: Use the Bamanboi!

bamanboi by Raylionn May 11, 2016

tony bamanaboni

Tony bamanaboni is a forced meme from the depths of hell created by his cringesty pyrocynical himself. The character of Tony bamanaboni is damned for eternity to tell people his name every five seconds and sell life insurances.

Niall: Hi what's up
Tony bamanaboni: Hi my name's Tony bamanaboni would you like some life insurance? I'm Tony bamanaboni.

tony bamanaboni by Raylionn May 27, 2016

Bamashlamashlingshlong 

Pronunciation (Bam-a-schlam-a-schling-shlong)

1) An exclamation used to publicly announce the sight of a buffalo

2) An exclamation used to describe a difficult task accomplished with relative ease

1)::driving through Yellowstone national park viewing a herd of buffalo a child exclaims:: “Bamashlamashlingshlong!”

2) ::After attempting to complete a back flip for the first time and succeeding an arrogant winner exclaims to onlookers:: “bamashlamashlingshlong!”

Bamashlamashlingshlong by Chuck Norris 69 September 30, 2019

garans ball-barans 

Pidgin term for guaranteed. Pidgin sayings sometimes rhyme, though nobody know's why. No worry beef curry

sole 1: ho bah! we go hang afta dakine stay pau wit doin' his stuff, u down?

sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!

garans ball-barans by epicboots! July 9, 2011

Douche Bagans 

the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans

Douche Bagans wears those ridiculously tight shirts with the douche font.

Douche Bagans by zakisadouche December 25, 2009

Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.

Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)

Baman Piderman by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009

bamanboi 

Ever wondered what would happen if you combined a tea kettle, a stove, a microphone, cyka, blyat, a Youtube account, and an internet connection?

You get Bamanboi.

What fucking madman let a literal boiling tea kettle Bamanboi access the internet please make it stop I'm on my knees begging.

bamanboi by DipTheFox May 11, 2016