A little wannabe who claims he is a professional skateboarder, but his show is just him destroying stuff. He is a lowsy skater and just another asshole who every girl thinks is sexy, even though his face is about as hairy as my nuts.

A marketing tool for MTV, the worst TV station to exist, and just a tool
Bam Margera is the biggest poser to live!
by One Guy August 01, 2005
Is obsessed with the color blue and REALLY wants to be Ville Valo. Seriously, man. It's NOT becoming.
"If only I could change from Bam Margera into Mrs. Ville Valo!" -Bam Margera
by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004
Biggest disgrace to skateboarding. Un talented over exposed idiot. Gothic and poser girls idol because they too have no clue of who they are. If you like bam, you suck.
"BAM IS SO HOT, I HATE LIFE" - Gothic girl
"Bam margera isnt even good at skateboarding, hes a disgrace" - me
by Steve0111113 February 27, 2006
there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?
bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.
by the gentlemen thief November 09, 2009
listen. Bam Margera is NOT A GOOD SKATER!!! why the fuck would anyone even think hes good?! the best trick ive ever seen him do is a disaster. wow, theres so many other skaters that actually deserve recognition. in my city, theres a 14 year old that can kickflip out of manual dwn a 3 block. bam margera doesnt even know what a 3 block is. all he does is hurt people and rip off companies and ideas just because hes too much of a braindead douchebag to think of his own shit.
poser: OMG!!! in my american wasteland game, i just saw Bam Margera do a kickflip on a curb that looked really scary!!!
me: wow i can do a kickflip dwn a curb. hes a douche. now... bring me some popcorn.
by asfsddsffsdfasd July 12, 2006
the worst person to live next to
a toolbox
tips below 10%
ANNOYING
Can you hand me my Bam Margera, I need a wrench.
by Teresa March 25, 2004
a skater of some sort who has his own sell-outish t.v. show
he's also quite dim by the looks of things
person 1: "what the fuck is wrong with bam margera?"
person 2: "brain damage?"
by dfgkidsfgjidkobgnfxd April 20, 2008

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