First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.
Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
1/ Creater of the CKY videos.
2/ Huge fan of H.I.M. and director of their music videos from the "Love Metal" album.
3/ The best jackass from the MTV show and movie.
4/ A pro skater with the likes of Element and Adio as sponsers, but honestly isn't the "best" skater ever.
"Why would you say don't when it already happened?!" - Bam Margera CKY3
a skater of some sort who has his own sell-outish t.v. show
he's also quite dim by the looks of things
person 1: "what the fuck is wrong with bam margera?"
person 2: "brain damage?"
(noun: doofus domesticus)
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV
, Viva La Bam
), and overall loser.
As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED
, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein
(let's see how long she survives...)
Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award
When the majority of mankind is feeling down, as if nothing on earth could be less evolved, it watches Bam Margera to make itself feel better.
bam is a total jackass (hence the name of the damned show) he comes off as rather stupid, and he obviously isn't capable of doing anything different. anyone who thinks he is attractive should burn. he thinks he's valo/lusts after valo, and he needs to stop. he is bam. not valo. valo is GOD.
"your pretty face..", HIM's songs, the scarf, tattoo, the gloves, the hair, his name in Haggard.
not that good of a skater anymore he soldout big time he gets credit for skating that is due to real skaters like thomas and mullen and reynolds or any of the toher true greats and everyone else who does things for the sport not for themselves he was cool before he soldout and now he is just an ass who yells at people after he falls for touching his board as they try to hand it back to him he is obnoxious and will never be one of the best skaters because honestly what has he done that is great
Rodney Mullen-invented pretty much every flat ground trick
Jamie Thomas-leap of faith and the massive 30+ set he did but snapped his board on
Andrew Reynolds-What can't he do switch that he can do regular
i could go on all day listing true pros that should be getting attention for their talents not their stupidity and lack fo respect for everyone
Bam Margera isnt that good people face it
Even though he's a good skater, he's a huge sellout. I knew him and he was a lot funnier before he got rich. Now he does stuff that isn't even that funny.
I don't need to use an example for bam margera
Bam Margera is MTV's Bitch, but was good in jackass.
Bam Margera sucks at life.