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67.
Bam
A word used by Gujarati Indian women, to insult their children, inparticular, their sons. It is an insulting word which means the boy is stupid, silly or bone-idle.

Can also be used when the child does something mischievous and stupid, where the mother secretly finds it funny, but does not want to encourage her son.
*Easter time in a Gujarati Indian household*
Friend: 'We've got so many easter eggs this year'
Mum: 'So have we. Maya, go and get egg from fridge'
(Son goes to fridge and holds up a chicken egg)
Son: 'This one mum?'
Mum: 'NOT EGG, YOU BAM'

*Gujarati family go to a fancy restaurant for a meal*
Mum: 'Maya, you want more naan?'
(Son is sat at the table, with his napkin over his face, with holes poked out for eyes)
Son: 'Yes please mum.'
Mum: 'GET TISSUE OFF YOUR FACE NOW YOU BAM'
by Dubra Boy December 13, 2010
 
1.
bam
Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.
"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"
by Hayley Webster April 12, 2004
 
2.
Bam
An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).

See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!
"Yo fool, I just got us the chron!"

"BAM!"
by OlSpazzy April 03, 2003
 
3.
Bam
Idiot

Originates from Scotland
Possibly short for Bampot
Glaswegian - Git it up ye! Ya spazzy bam!!

English - HA HA! You are a spazzy idiot!
by x W33 M33 x October 19, 2006
 
4.
Bam
Most commonly used as an interjection or an adjective but can be used as any part of speech.

Definitions include but are not limited to:
1: (adj) awesome, cool, exciting, the best thing in the world

2: (interjection) term used that is usually accompanied by successful feelings and excitement

3: (noun) explosion or strong contact (i.e. a punch)

4: (verb) to have sex

5: Bam is a unique word in that it can replace just about any word you could ever imagine
1: The babes here are soooo BAM!!
2: BAM!! That was such a tasty dinner!!
3: *BAM! BAM BAYUM BOOM BOOM BAM!!!*
4: Dude Jorge did you BAM her?!?
5: God BAMIT I hate traffic!!
by Jrud57 August 08, 2011
 
5.
bam
I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!
"wit - u sayin im a bam?"
by i h8 bams December 03, 2003
 
6.
A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice.
Bam! Now we'll let this simmer...
by Rebecca LaRue October 12, 2003
 
7.
bam
Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
by Mr Scotsman March 25, 2006