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Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.
"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"
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Idiot

Originates from Scotland
Possibly short for Bampot
Glaswegian - Git it up ye! Ya spazzy bam!!

English - HA HA! You are a spazzy idiot!
by x W33 M33 x October 19, 2006
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An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).

See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!
"Yo fool, I just got us the chron!"

"BAM!"
by OlSpazzy April 03, 2003
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I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!
"wit - u sayin im a bam?"
by i h8 bams December 03, 2003
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A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice.
Bam! Now we'll let this simmer...
by Rebecca LaRue October 12, 2003
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Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
by Mr Scotsman March 25, 2006
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Most commonly used as an interjection or an adjective but can be used as any part of speech.

Definitions include but are not limited to:
1: (adj) awesome, cool, exciting, the best thing in the world

2: (interjection) term used that is usually accompanied by successful feelings and excitement

3: (noun) explosion or strong contact (i.e. a punch)

4: (verb) to have sex

5: Bam is a unique word in that it can replace just about any word you could ever imagine
1: The babes here are soooo BAM!!
2: BAM!! That was such a tasty dinner!!
3: *BAM! BAM BAYUM BOOM BOOM BAM!!!*
4: Dude Jorge did you BAM her?!?
5: God BAMIT I hate traffic!!
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