1/ Creater of the CKY videos.
2/ Huge fan of H.I.M. and director of their music videos from the "Love Metal" album.
3/ The best jackass from the MTV show and movie.
4/ A pro skater with the likes of Element and Adio as sponsers, but honestly isn't the "best" skater ever.
"Why would you say don't when it already happened?!" - Bam Margera CKY3
by Your name September 20, 2003
(noun: doofus domesticus)
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.

As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
&...
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)

Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.
When the majority of mankind is feeling down, as if nothing on earth could be less evolved, it watches Bam Margera to make itself feel better.
by meowfox of doom April 03, 2007
A very handsome young skateboarder/prankster from West Chester, Pennsylvania. His brother Jess Margera is the drummer for the band cKy. He also created the cKy movies, was in the show Jackass, and has his own show called Viva La Bam. He loves the color purple.
One of his favorite bands is HIM from Finland. He is friends with the lead singer, Ville Valo. He also has directed some of their music videos.

And for additional info, not everyone who likes Bam found out about cKy and HIM through him. Some of us started liking Bam because of HIM.
Frantz: Do you want the light pink or white?
Bam: I think we should let Willa Walo decide on that one.
Ville: *grins* Willa Walo ...
by Tenshi No Reyire June 07, 2005
bam is a total jackass (hence the name of the damned show) he comes off as rather stupid, and he obviously isn't capable of doing anything different. anyone who thinks he is attractive should burn. he thinks he's valo/lusts after valo, and he needs to stop. he is bam. not valo. valo is GOD.
"your pretty face..", HIM's songs, the scarf, tattoo, the gloves, the hair, his name in Haggard.
by ali January 29, 2004
Bam Margera is MTV's Bitch, but was good in jackass.
Bam Margera sucks at life.
by evoebvfdbvfnmbvjckvjxsow June 08, 2007
not that good of a skater anymore he soldout big time he gets credit for skating that is due to real skaters like thomas and mullen and reynolds or any of the toher true greats and everyone else who does things for the sport not for themselves he was cool before he soldout and now he is just an ass who yells at people after he falls for touching his board as they try to hand it back to him he is obnoxious and will never be one of the best skaters because honestly what has he done that is great
Rodney Mullen-invented pretty much every flat ground trick
Jamie Thomas-leap of faith and the massive 30+ set he did but snapped his board on
Andrew Reynolds-What can't he do switch that he can do regular
i could go on all day listing true pros that should be getting attention for their talents not their stupidity and lack fo respect for everyone
Bam Margera isnt that good people face it
by Respect To The Real Greats September 10, 2005
An incredibly pompous tool bag who thinks he is Gods gift to earth. Can only think for himself when it includes hurting other people, destroying public property or being a general pain in the ass to everyone around him. DOES NOT LIVE IN WEST CHESTER. And because of his general lack of respect for public authority and his complete lack of common sense has been literally kicked out of not one but TWO townships and now resides in Popcopson PA, 15 MINUTES outside of West Chester. Cant hold a job, cant rent a hotel room, cant rent cars, and is generally regarded as a pain in everyone's ass and one to avoid completely.But I may be a little bit biased considering he has VOMITED ON MY SHOES!
robin:wtf why is that bam? why is he driving his fucking lame-ass lambo down gay street?? it's a ONE WAY ROAD that's like 100 years old that hasn't been paved since ironhill was woolworths. jesus christ, get a life!

Lizz: I don't care that he's going down Gay St. in his lambo I care that he's going down Gay St. in his lambo THE WRONG WAY!!!!!

Robin: what a REJECT! get out of our town, Bam Margera!
by Robin & Lizz October 13, 2008

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