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Listen up, Bam isnt the best skateboarder, your right, but he never said he was! He IS better than any of you bashers will ever be though and is so much sexier!! He is not a sellout! WOW hes made shows for mtv, so what? Every musician/actor/ahlete has been on mtv! you arent him, you dont know his mind, dont bash him, based on ur standard of perfection when your some no name loser form anytown usa! You wanna see the real selloutz? look at all the stupid reality shows like the surreal life,, and stuff... they r the sellouts! oh and bam never "Stole Villes tatoos. Ville gave him permission. Spo what if ville is bas idol, I know you have some!
some ppl might have just learned about him or cky becaus eof bam, and they really do like them! thats not being aposer! being aposer is if they really dont like them but just say they do for bam.....who says ur right to judge!?

Bam is great and is a fucking sexgod,!!

Viva La bam rocks!!
Bam is the sexiest man alive!! id love to be jenn!
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he turned his whole house into a skate park.
what more can i say?
by lewis May 07, 2004
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a.k.a. Brandon C. Margera
1. Pro Skater
2. Founder of the CKY movies
3. Jackass Star
4. Producer, Co-Writer and Editor of "HAGGARD" the Movie
5. Friend Of Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, Rake Yohn, Brother to Jess Margera and Son to April and Phil margera
6. All Round Hottie
check out pics at yahoo groups world_of_bam_margera

"Look at phils Fat Tummy"
by Molly_Moo January 08, 2004
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Skater who enjoys filming random haggard stuff with his friends Ryan Dunn, Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself, Art Webb 1986, Hoofbite' and Tony Hawk. He particularly enjoys beating on his parents, Phil and April(Ape).
Bam Margera traded in his Ferrari for a Mercedes S55 AMG.
by EJL December 12, 2003
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The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.
All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.
by Dickie Roberts August 01, 2005
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First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.
Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
by molly September 02, 2004
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1. MTV's bitch.
2. Mamma's boy.
3. Decent skater.
What will he do next?
Bam Margera: Whatever the fuck MTV tells me.
by imaloser November 17, 2006
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Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
Its going to be fun to watch bam margera's life become a train wreck
by Shine May 07, 2004
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