The roughest city in the nation. Fuck NYC, if you can make it here, THEN you got something to brag about.

Baltimore fucking sucks.
by Triprc69 February 03, 2009
my hometown
real niggaz
fuck all the gay ass cities
la, atlana, boston new york, philly
bmore is legit son dont fuck or you will die
baltimore home of the sexiest ass womem, best weed and a whole lot of shit
by bmore February 11, 2005
I'm a born and raised baltimoron and i'm damn proud of it, but let's get a few things straight hon- we have an accent mainly with our famous "Baltimore O", if you don't eat blue crabs just leave and if you don't know what a chicken box is then you haven't lived oh and it's natty boh not national bohemian, you beg your mom to buy berger cookies becuase we all know they are the shit! we stand by out O's no mattter what kinda season they're having and then there's purple fridays where the the city's pretty much painted purple. we call every one hon and we b'lieve. we "warsh" our clothes and "sharr" in "wooder"! oh and this fine city is Balmer not bal-ti-more and it's in "murlin'. we go down nee ocean (with the baltimore O). we live in rowhouses and we put emphasis on the O in the star spangled banner. We embrace the beehive hair and decorate with pink flamingo's. we put old bay on everything and 95 connects you to everywhere. if you cut us off you get the horn and we cuss you out. we hate the steelers and yankees and that will never change. we're obnoxious and we love to party, but that's what makes us the best!
"i'm from balmer hon"
"do you mean Baltimore?"
"yea hon, balmer!"
by baltimoronHON95 August 25, 2011
Heaven on earth. A place where you can drive less than 5 minutes and find something to do. Where downtown is amazing and charming in its own bright light, thank you hon, crab eating, drink soda not pop, way. Old bay is not just a seasoning, its a main ingredient. Where driving can be a battle for your life and if you stop at a light, you've been approached by at least one crackhead or prostitute. A little rough around the edges, but beautiful in its own way, baltimore a place I love, and always want to stay
hey hon, ain't no better place than Balmore, Merlin ( baltimore maryland)
by Baltimore is better than Pittsburg November 12, 2005
Maryland's biggest and most city-like city, which is basically a living identity crisis. East Baltimore is one of the most unsafe places in all of America. Known for its drugs and STDs, many tourists and even Marylanders are fortunate enough to not experience the horrors of East Baltimore. Ironically, this section of the 410 is also home to Johns Hopkins University and Johns Hopkins Hospital.

West Baltimore, on the other hand, looks like Mecca compared to the East. While you still may feel uncomfortable walking through, there is a much lower probability that people will try to hurt you for doing absolutely nothing. Home to the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Ravens, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Michael Phelps.

In West Baltimore, visiting the National Aquarium or eating crabs from Phillips in the Inner Harbor are popular. In East Baltimore, you'll be experiencing a different kind of crab.
-Hey, wanna hit up Baltimore?

-Sure, sounds good, as long as we don't visit the Hopkins side.
by 410living March 29, 2011
pronounced "bawlamer" by the hardcore locals, Baltimore is virtually #1 in many National categories --- crime rate, murder rate, heroin addiction and teen-age pregnancy. With a population over 600,000 ( and shrinking ), B-More is one of the largest and most famous cities in the US.

Like many large East Coast cities, Baltimore has its slums, its exclusive million dollar neighborhoods, ethcnic groups living within defined but invisble lines, and Democratic Politicians who make sure things stay just the way are now -- bad, and getting worse.
by jnjnjn September 08, 2009
Home of Edgar Allen Poe, Babe Ruth, the shot tower, Lexington market, Dru hill, and Druid hill park. when people envision Baltimore they see the Wire.They are partly right.

The city has it's share of "corner boys" but what place doesn't? There's lots to love about baltimore and that's putting crab cakes at the bottom of the list .You have the hard hitting ravens whose defense is capable of stopping some of the league's greatest offenses. Did you know tupac lived in baltimore for sometime? yup, he went to the Baltimore school for the arts. Along with Jada Pinkett-Smith.

Then there Marble hill along Druid Hill Avenue, all of the stairs of the row homes are marble.

Baltimore is a great place to live and visit just go and see
baltimore home of the wire?
by treydizzle April 01, 2011

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