1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Puh puh pump it up!!!!!
KICK AZZ AQUARIUM in Bmore
Beautiful Baltimore Skyline
charm city, baby
How bout them O's.
I have lived here my whole life, and I can't imagine being anywhere else. I like to sit at Kisling's and drink a beer while watching the O's kick some Yankee ass on TV. I like walking around the Square (Canton) and jumping into a stool at one of the first bars with their windows open. I LOVE sitting in the cheap seats at Camden Yards cheering on the most underrated team in baseball (just because our payroll isn't ridiculous doesn't mean we aren't good). And I can't imagine missing Sunday night karaoke at Fletcher's with all of my friends.
Most of these definitions are bashing Baltimore. But if you have lived here, you appreciate all of the little things. So we aren't the safest city... Don't be an idiot and wander into West Baltimore after dark. We might not be the cleanest, but the Inner Harbor collects all of the trash that floats through the freaking bay. But we have history. We are extremely cultured. We are Baltimore, and you aren't going to change that.
We do have the STDs and weed, though.