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1. Baltimore Steamer
Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.
That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.
2. Baltimore Steamer
A really large, horrible smelling defication.
Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!
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