n. Maryland State Correctional System work release program.
The Baltimore Ravens recently shipped Jamal "Jail-mal" Lewis to the Cleveland Browns.
Formed in 1996 after Art Model moved the Browns to Baltimore (all Browns statistics remain with the new Cleveland franchise), it took them several years to build a decent football team. In 2000, behind an amazing defence and streaky quarterback Trent Dilfer, they won Super Bowl XXXV as a wild car team. They've made the playoff 2 more times since, most recently in 2003. However, in generaly, Baltimore teams have seen great defenses, but have been plagued by bad offenses.
"The Baltimore Ravens have done what the old Cleveland Browns could not. They have won the Super Bowl, dominating the Giants."
A game in which a man takes a shit on his girlfriends hand while she falls asleep on the couch in a Ray Lewis jersey, then using a feather he tickles her nose so she smashes the shit in her face, making her resemble and smell like the actual Ray Lewis.
I watched the Baltimore Raven game last night and I swear Ray Lewis was blacker and more shit-smelling than ever.
The team with the absolute worst legal record in present day NFL, possibly in NFL history.
Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.
n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after
In 2000, behind an amazing defense and quarterback Trent Dilfer, they won Super Bowl XXXV as a wild car team. They've made the playoff 2 more times since, most recently in 2003.
A sweet football team. Fuck you if u dont like them, Ed Reed is my boy!
The Ravens defense crushed yet another drive.