One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.
Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?
by The Mouth aka The Body Guard January 04, 2007
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Biggest fuckin beast of all time along with ooishi sensei
Balser and ooishi are the biggest beasts of all time yo
by Balser January 12, 2009