One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.
Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?
by The Mouth aka The Body Guard January 04, 2007
Biggest fuckin beast of all time along with ooishi sensei
Balser and ooishi are the biggest beasts of all time yo
by Balser January 12, 2009