Ballsweiner 

A word used as a vulgarity substitute, when conditions don't allow for a word such as "nutsack" or "dick". Also, is mildly entertaining to bystandards with a good sense of humor when said loudly in an exclamatory fashion, similar to the way a vendor at a sports game would say "cold beer".

My aunt and uncle were in the room when i stubbed my toe, so instead of screaming "fuck", i shouted, "Ballsweiner!"

or

Why Jimmy, that's a lovely BALLSWEINER you've got there!

Ballsweiner by KarateDan23 September 26, 2009

BallSlicerZ 

an organization that consists of the nouns: PandaR, Hinsonhui, and KelvinMak. If you don't know who they are, please look them up right now on this website. PandaR, being the start of ideas, the ideas go to KelvinMak (because he notices weird crap), then he upgrades it, and even publishes a new inside joke, or some other things such as posted on www.urbandictionary.com/pandaboyx . Nonetheless, the other ballslicer, hinsonhui, is a copyright and sometimes makes up copyrights or propagands ballslicerz's terms/inside jokes. This is the organization system of the BallslicerZ. They also have a Ventrilo channel named: BallSlicerZ, the password is the usual one for their organization. This organization was derived from the term: "Can i Just Slice my balls off?"

EX of the ballslicerz: (1 week ago, kelvin was being a dick and kept saying "k..?" during tennis which pissed off panda)
Panda: k..?
Kelvin: LOL CAN YOU STOP BEING ME? WAIT, we can start using that to piss people off LOL...
Panda: k..?

(next day Kelvin says "k..?" in vent but hinson thinks its spelled "..k?" so he says that)
Hinson: ..k?
Panda: WTF? HINSON'S COPYING US? and its "k..?" retard.
Hinson: ..k?
Kelvin: he kind of copied us but made it gayer?
Panda: k..?

BallSlicerZ by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009

Ballslices 

An expression used to convey extreme frustration; pure disgust

Boss: "I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday"
Employee: "BALLSLICES! That blows chunks, bitch!"

This soup tastes like ballslices!

Ballslices by ballmeister69 January 9, 2010

ballswing

noun, used mainly by chavs and townies as a term of endearment, in the same context as "bruv", "son" and "blood"

"aite ballswing, hows it flowing?"

"no probs ballswing"

ballswing by twisty February 4, 2005

ballsiness 

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.

He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.

ballsiness by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011

Ballipede 

A strange combination of a great basketball player, a centipede, and the savior of the Christians, Jesus Christ.

It is said to have rivaled Raptor Jesus but has never caught on in the same way.

Rumor has it that he has been seen commenting on some articles in www.Gizmodo.com but has never had anything useful or intuitive to say.

He is referred to in psalms 23.5:

The LORD is my Balla, I shall not make a shot.

2 He makes me lie down in green centipedes,

he leads me beside quiet squozen lambs,

3 he destroys my balling spirit.

He guides me in paths of centipedes

for his balla's sake.

4 Even though I ball

through the valley of the shadow of ballipede, a

I will fear no evil,

because the ballipede is not evil, he's just a balla;

your skills and your crossovers,

they dominate me.

5 You prepare a balla court before me

in the presence of my opposing ballipedes.

You toss the tip off;

my jump overwhelms the opponent.

6 Surely skizzles and swats will follow me

all the minutes of this game,

and I will dwell on the failure to beat the ballipede

for he is the best balla of them all.

7 Sincerely Yours,
Jesus, "The Ballipede", Christ

Guy 1: Oh my! The Ballipede just healed a person!
Guy 2: That's amazing centipede jesus, but How'd you do i-
The Ballipede: I'M A BALLIPEDE, LOL!

Ballipede by TheBallipede May 19, 2009

Ballsiest

A person or animal who is brave or has balls.

Person 1: Is that cat going up against an alligator?

Person 2: That is by far the ballsiest cat I've ever seen!

(credit to RayWilliamJohnson)

balls, alligator, cat, bravery, kitten, rwj, raywilliamjohnson. ballsiest

Ballsiest by SantaBalls November 19, 2010