ballsmasher 

When you hit someone in the balls with your knee then you are a ballsmasher

Bruh, You are such a ballsmasher you totally ballsmashed that ass Flavio!

ballsmasher by Mangoloverzzz June 6, 2016

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Ballmash 

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.

Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

Ballmash by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

Baldstache by Baldstache June 24, 2009

ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

backstash 

The act or acting of trying to cut someone off, either verbally or physically. Making someone feel uncomfortable or uneasy while eating a freshly ripened banana. Also see: stashing

I was walking down the street with my friend, when he walked in front of me and cut me off when talking to him, he double backstashed me.

I couldn't enjoy my banana because the turtle was backstashing me.

backstash by Dylan Geremia February 4, 2008

ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004