Ballsacktomy 

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

Ballsacktomy by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Ballsacktallywack 

Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective

Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked

Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack

Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.

A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.

1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"

Ballsacktallywack by Stevo-K January 3, 2009

Ballsackimus Maximus 

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

Ballsackimus Maximus by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Ballsackistan 

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.

What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.

Ballsackistan by COCKWELLINGTON June 23, 2011

titty ballsacks 

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

titty ballsacks by C_ntface April 12, 2017

ballsacks 

1. An expression of annoyance.

2. An general insult aimed at anything you like.

1. "ahh ballsacks, I just cut meself"

2. "saw Meet The Spartans last night.. what a load of total ballsacks that was"

ballsacks by MirrorriM March 29, 2008

ballsackusations 

When your girl falsely accuses a man of banging another brawd.

That bitch is making ballsackusations.

ballsackusations by Toonis Q December 16, 2015