| 1. | your mom | ||
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a automatic response u say o ur little brother
brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom....... --- brother:what time is it? me:time for you mom ---- brother:where do babys come from? me:xbox live --- brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/ --- me:god...... --- brother:hey whats up? me:your mom ---- brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@ me:duhh, your mom!!!!! --- |
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| 2. | Scroppit | ||
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a scroppit is the turkey-neck-esque piece of skin that connects your ballsack to the shaft of your penis.
it is often subject to extreme itching and other miscomforts dude ive got an itchy scroppit.
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| 3. | Flying Teabag | ||
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The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth. Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob. Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!
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| 4. | sticky sack | ||
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When a man is experiencing liquiballs and the skin of his scrotum adheres to the side of his leg and/or taint with a superglue like bond. This effects causes said man extreme discomfort making it impossible for him to sit still without awkwardly and obviously adjusting his junk. Shaving the scrotum dramatically increases the stickiness of sticky sack. Bobby unintentionally forfeited the job opportunity when the attractive female HR representative caught him adjusting his wicked case of sticky sack.
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| 5. | Leaky Ballsack | ||
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An extreme debby downer, a stick in the mud. Guy1: You wanna go to this party man? There will be lots of cute girls
Guy2: Nah man, I have to clean my room and do homework. Guy1: OMG You're such a leaky ballsack |
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| 6. | BSLS | ||
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BSLS stands for Ball-Stuck-to-Leg Syndrome. it normally occurs on very hot days, or after extreme workouts, where the sicknasty sweat that builds up glues your ballsack to your leg. it is rather annoying and not at all pleasant. Jim: Dude, Tim, why are you walkin' funny?
Tim: Dammit man, i got that BSLS. shit. Jim: That sucks man |
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| 7. | Christian Watson | ||
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A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity. You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson. Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson. |
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