| 1. | Ball's Palsy | ||
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Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.
A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome" "I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."
"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy." |
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| 2. | Egg Laying Goose | ||
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A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE. After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan? |
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| 3. | Palsywad | ||
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A person with cerebral palsy. Joe: Did you see that retard?
Mitch: Yeah what the hell is wrong with him? Joe: He's a palsywad. |
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| 4. | Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt | ||
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A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum. Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
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| 5. | Extreme Teabagging | ||
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An extreme variation on the more well known and widely practiced (in America) act of Teabagging.
The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth or face of someone who is convulsing from tourettes, or a seizure/palsy episode. Particularly 'extreme' in the case of a victim who is experiencing an involuntary and intermittent bite reflex. Not to be confused with the more commonplace Iirrumatio. Example: Dipping your sack into the mouth of someone having an epileptic seizure.
"Dude, you were Extreme Teabagging that twitching fuck!" |
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