| 1. | the escape artist | ||
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When a testicle moves up and is pushed up into the area above the penis, behind the pubic area. This back door results in an empty scrotum and a bulge will occur in the pubic region. This can occur when sitting on the toilet with an awkward position or during/after lots of sex.
This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini" *Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own. Dude guess what! I was taking a fat crap the other day and one of my balls pulled the escape artist and I started freaking out!!!
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| 2. | Empty Bag | ||
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Meaning to kick someone so hard in the balls, that they disappear into thin air. Hence, you will not have them anymore, they will be gone or empty. Girl: If you don't shut up I'll give YOU an empty bag!
Boy: Do what? Girl: Yeah! It's a thinker, but you don't want it to happen! |
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| 3. | Salty Cone | ||
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To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone. Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone
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| 4. | mr bucket | ||
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–adjective:
1. one who has balls pop from their mouth. 2. empty headed person whos mouth is always full of balls Lacey is just like Mr Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
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| 5. | strawballs | ||
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someone that has no backbone,like a scarecrow ,strawballs has no guts and no contents in their balls ! she cant get pregnant by that scared strawballs,nobody can!empty balls.
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| 6. | balls | ||
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objects that bouce off retard kids foreheads. A mans nut suck. A transvestites flesh sack. A place thats fun to be tongued. Courage. Example 1. Grab that ball over there and bounce it off retard Timmy's forehead!
Example 2. Retard Timmy just shit his pants, seriously find a whore to go lick the shit off his balls. Example 3. I was blowing this guy dressed as a village person, and when I groped his balls... his sack was empty! Example 4. Retard Timmy is fighting a chimpanzee, man that ratard has some monster balls! |
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| 7. | Sanctions | ||
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Empty and baseless, sanctions are punitive threats thrown about like playing cards from the U.N. at nations that commit grave offenses, such as North Korea and Iran. Compared to a slap on the wrist, but less effective, sanctions are nothing more than United Nations PR "showing" the world that they are hard at work keeping baddies in line. Not quite as powerful as the wag of the finger, sanctions have absolutely no effect on the country they are imposed upon. North Korea, and Iran have multiple sanctions against them from the U.N. for crimes committed (ex. secret underground uranium enrichment plants)
However, these countries go about their day to day plotting because sanctions are USELESS. Show some balls, World. |
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