ballpoint brown 

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.

Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

ballpoint brown by Ruff Around The Edges March 25, 2022

Ballpoint Figure 

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.

"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."

Ballpoint Figure by Rlz December 17, 2003

ballpointing 

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

ballpointing by erik19 October 10, 2022

ball point pen ass 

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

ball point pen ass by Kamikariad March 31, 2015

Ballpointing 

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

Ballpointing by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

ballinteer 

A person who projects an image of high net worth, but in reality makes little to no money.

A: "Marquis seems like he's making a lot of money these days!"

B: "Nah, not really. He sure acts rich, but really he's just another ballinteer."

ballinteer by Rory P. Wavecrest November 18, 2009

Ballpants 

When a man's ball are bulging out of the pants

Whoa dude, you got some massive Ballpants goin on right now!

Ballpants by Dick B. Pants May 4, 2011