Top Definition
When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
by Alex Stockwell November 05, 2006
5 Words related to balloon dick
When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis
"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015
When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.
Female clowns give me balloon dick.
by dietcam September 20, 2015

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