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Ballpark Hot Dog 

while fucking a woman doggy-style: when you are about to cum, you pull out and sandwich your penis between her buttcheeks, thus creating the image of a hot dog in a bun and expel your seed all over her lower back.
friend1: yo man i gave that girl a ballpark hot dog at the party last night! it was sick!
friend2: No wayyyyy dude! im so proud of you! *high five*
Ballpark Hot Dog by dave. the man August 13, 2011

Hold a ballpark 

Telling someone to hold their meat
Ryan: Mark was being such a jerk so I told him hold a ballpark
Hold a ballpark by Sex master 2000 December 3, 2019

ballpark 

(n) (1) A same general vicinity or idea as something else; an estimate of the scope and range of something.
(vb) (2) To estimate or approximate.

(1) He's looking for a used car in the $5000 ballpark.

(2) I'd ballpark Derek Jeter's life earnings to be about $200 million.
ballpark by Bill Peters November 24, 2006

Ballpark scientist 

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right
Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far
Ballpark scientist by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011

Dirty Ballpark 

The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun
I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.

ballpark nachos 

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.
That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.