Ballcrack

A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.

Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”

Ballcrack by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.

"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."

Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream for your ballz.

Guy 1: DAMN! My balls are super itchy!
Guy 2: I got some Ballcream if you want some.

Ballcream by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012

ballchamp 

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

ballchamp by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

Ballcream 

Anti itch and fungal cream for a mans testicals

Man, my balls itch, shoulda gotten ballcream

Ballcream by Shawdow194 December 9, 2012

Ballrameter 

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.

Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."

Ballrameter by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011

Ballcrack

When someone’s balls have a significant crack in them that largely resembles an arse crack. The antonym is an arsesack. Can also be referred to as a ballcragen.

You know that guy I banged last night, he had such a ballcrack

Ballcrack by ballcragen101 May 5, 2019