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Balloondock 

The process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her vagina, thus, filling her up with air. Then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a vaginal fart in your face.

E.g. Balloondocking, balloondocked. Air facial, Female inflation, partner assisted vaginal fart.

Not recommended for the use of women who don't clean their areas.

For best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.

Do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
"You taste so good down here. Do you mind if i balloondock it?"

"I spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. We both had a good laugh during foreplay."

"Something smells funny out here. It stinks. Like a bad balloondocks episode."

"...are you kidding? I'm a regular Balloondock Saint!"
Balloondock by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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Balltonomous 

It's totally an adjective to elegantly describe a nice round object with upmost admiration & respect.
~DarkAndersonEX
Person 1: Hey that's a pretty round ball
Person 2: Do you mean a balltonomous ball?
Person 1: Yeah, that!
Balltonomous by Asami Salami November 16, 2017

Balloondoggle

when a mans testicles look like he has inflated balloons hanging from between his legs.
"That Ron Jeremy is totally a balloondoggle"
Balloondoggle by funkigrl March 27, 2008

Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Bacondom 

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

bacondom 

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.
bacondom by cldaria July 15, 2011

Bacondom 

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.
Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
Bacondom by Pigporker January 28, 2014