Bullcockery 

Suicide by chocking on a bull cock

Feeling his life had no purpose, he committed suicide by means of bullcockery.

Bullcockery by NotSeth666 September 27, 2017

bollcocks

see bollocks. bad, wrong, tits up, rubbish, shit

"everything's gone bollcocks" - everything has gone wrong/bad

bollcocks by miss_lola April 22, 2007

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock 

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

ballcock by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Ballfocals 

(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a testicle over each eye.

She kept nagging at me about working too much, so I made her wear ballfocals when I got home.

Ballfocals by WebWad February 6, 2009

Balloch 

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

Balloch by brawquine April 19, 2009

Ballock 

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

Ballock by gumbrack January 3, 2023