Top Definition
The ballch is the gap between the balls and the gooch. It may become itchy and heavily infested with hair. So when a chick asks what your itching, and you dont wanna say your sack, say your ballch!
"Heyyyyy man, why are you itching your balls? Got syphilis?"
"Its my ballch man!"
by Some kinda Beaver? June 25, 2009

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