The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
A very handsome man, usually with a very large penis. Has a great love for all things environmental. Likes to drink and is down to party. Very loyal to his female counterpart and is very patriotic. A man who will protect his loved ones by any means he can.
Man, did you see that that dude he's BALLARD YO!
That man is hot as BALLARD girl!
My husband came in like a Ballard and messed that guy up!
A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!