| 1. | BSHU | ||
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Ball So Hard University. Used in a sentence it to imply that one "balls hard"; in other words, one is very good at playing ball. Possible to use in a metaphorical sense as well. Origin is Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Terrell Suggs. "Suggs: Ball So Hard University"
"Dude, all the girls were on me last night. I showed my true BSHU colors, it reminds me of my college days!" "BSHU ALL DAY!" |
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| 2. | Nora's Law | ||
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Definition
In the game of Four Square, Nora's Law dictates that when a player is gotten out because another player hit the ball very hard, the player who hit the ball hard has to go get it. (Otherwise, it is usually the player who is out who has to go get the ball.) Rationale The rationale behind this, is that hitting the ball hard like that makes it go hella far away, and is also somewhat dishonorable. Thus those who do such a thing should have to atone for their action by running and getting the ball. This law also helps to reduce the frequency of players hitting the ball hard like that, allowing for a more enjoyable game. Implementation
In practice, the phrase "Nora's Law" is simply yelled out by other players, indicating that whomever hit the ball must go get it. For Example: Player 2 hits ball hella hard, getting Player 3 out. Ball bounces 50 feet away. Player 3 yells "Nora's Law!" indicating that they are not responsible for getting the ball, since Player 2 hit it so far. Other players may also yell "Nora's Law!" in support of Player 2. Player 2 must now go and get the ball. |
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| 3. | ball buster | ||
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when job or project is very hard it's a ball buster erecting that fence was a ball buster
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| 4. | Cannon Ball | ||
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Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene. "Hey Mark, wanna take a shot?"
"Yeah, but let me hit this blunt first." Mark takes a huge hit off the blunt, slams a shot of Tequilla, then exhales and pounds his chest. (In the background, the whole party is yelling CANNON BALL) |
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| 5. | sandong | ||
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an object constructed in the sand trap of a golf course. It is made by forming two large circular mounds in the sand connected by a large shaft and topped off by a small kohntopp. when constructed properly the sand trap art will take on the shape of a enlarged member of the male species. this is a dangerous place to land your balls in for it is a very hard place to dig your way out of. Damn I just landed my ball in that giant sandong! I hope I can hit it out of the ugly little kohntopp at the tip and put my ball in the hole with the fewest strokes possible...
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| 6. | cole ball | ||
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This insane game consists of 3 or more players tossing a hard ball around and once u drop it you must run and touch the wall. If the person hits you or the wall first, you are out. If you are out the person who got you out gets the pleasure of being able to whip the ball at you with deadly speed and presicion. You can use any ball but best with a 70 mm waboba ball. Very painful yet enjoyable. By the end of game you should be sweating blood and your back purple from welts. The game to prove all manlyness why does your back look like you were attacked by a gorilla?
i was playing cole ball yesterday. |
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| 7. | Swampy Sneak | ||
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The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks! Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus! Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp. Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis) Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball) Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak. Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh? |
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