Those with tiny dicks piss on their balls.

Can be used literally or figuratively.
That ball pisser cant finish a six pack.

Look at pee balls over there.

Wipe the piss off your balls and finish that beer.
by fuckstack March 17, 2008
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Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.
Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!
by Ron Tacandong April 15, 2014
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