| 1. | ball peeler | ||
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one who makes others peel balls Luciano peels balls so he is the opposite of a ball peeler.
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| 2. | Peel | ||
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One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.
This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway. One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees. Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick
Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you? Peel: i have, why? Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel |
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| 3. | bag peel | ||
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The act of unsticking of your scrotal sack from your inner thigh... usually during hot weather.. "Why are you grabbing at your groin like that Mike?"..
"Oh it's nothing, just a bit of bag peel.." |
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| 4. | Scroggles | ||
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The placing of ones scrunions (ball sack) onto the eyes of a consenting partner. James lowered his scrunions over Janes eyes, hence giving her a goggled view of his ball sack, which can be referred to as Scroggles.
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| 5. | Banana Balls | ||
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The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana. "Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.
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| 6. | Chapped Sack | ||
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The extreme drying of the scrotum to the point in which the skin starts to peel or flake off. Usually occuring in Somolian teenagers due to their ritual of manhood in which they must dry their scrotum in sand for 7 days and 7 nights. Mohammed's chapped sack was so intense that it required constant lubrication from his Ball Balm.(Chapstick for the Balls)
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| 7. | salesha | ||
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the sweat that forms on your scrotum causing your scrotum to stick to the inside of your thighs. "After playing three hours of football, I had to peel my ball sack off my thighs from all salesha."
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